google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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