i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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