I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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