WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
