I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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