So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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