shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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