Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
