The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
