my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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