People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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