he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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