Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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