I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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