You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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