I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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