real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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