I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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