I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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