Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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