I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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