Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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