whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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