is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
This baby is an asshole
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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