we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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