There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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