She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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