Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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