If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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