the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
