Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
oh god was she eating orange peels again
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
