If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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