Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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