I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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