scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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