i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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