I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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