a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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