Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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