Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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