is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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