jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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