i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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