just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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