So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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