im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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