he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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