Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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