We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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