maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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