We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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