I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
