butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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