Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just found puke in my bra..
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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