Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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